Longtime Channel102 producer Will Hines returns with his first new pilot in ages - hopefully a sign of more to come. In it, (the actors) Sean Connery and Tony Danza search for their colleague Dennis Quaid, who's holed up somewhere near a vending machine. Aside from acting, one of the titular characters boasts a special hidden power (though not the power to make Prime Time).

Screened: 2008-02-05 at Pianos

Votes: 30/113 - 26.55% share; placed 8th of 10

A man learns that his decision to stop partying every day could lead to some catastrophic consequences. Our party-pooped audience failed to respond to this show's pleas to "boogie woogie woogie," despite a generous helping of sweet party grooves.

Screened: 2008-02-05 at Pianos

Votes: 13/113 - 11.50% share; placed 9th of 10

Ben & Jared get an intern, get into a fight, rap a little bit, and discover their girlfriend is gay.

Screened: 2008-02-05 at Pianos

Votes: 7/113 - 6.19% share; placed 10th of 10

An animated sit-com starring one body containing two Armstrongs; it fell one vote shy of Prime Time.

Screened: 2007-11-05 at Tribeca Cinemas

Votes: 46/94 - 48.94% share; placed 6th of 9

Mike McCafferty and Dawn Cody capably carry off the first (and last) chapter in what promised to be a delightfully morbid anthology series.

Screened: 2007-11-05 at Tribeca Cinemas

Votes: 43/94 - 45.74% share; placed 7th of 9

Despite some familiar faces and a whole lot of cop show cliche-bustin', the audience didn't bite on Wade Randolph's loose cannon, pope-obsessed policeman.

Screened: 2007-11-05 at Tribeca Cinemas

Votes: 10/94 - 10.64% share; placed 9th of 9

This hopefully-titled show couldn't win the audience's favor in October, despite an impressive-looking robot, a few well-placed jokes, and some wonderfully hammy acting. We did mention the robot, right?

Screened: 2007-10-01 at Tribeca Cinemas

Votes: 29/74 - 39.19% share; placed 6th of 10

This insider's look at the intricate workings of the music business showcased some brilliantly bad guitar playing and singing, but it nonetheless failed to capture the heart of our October audience.

Screened: 2007-10-01 at Tribeca Cinemas

Votes: 27/74 - 36.49% share; placed 7th of 10

(spoiler alert) Dyna and Mitch love cigars.

Screened: 2007-10-01 at Tribeca Cinemas

Votes: 19/74 - 25.68% share; placed 8th of 10

It's the year 2010, and Harry Houdini has been unfrozen so he can take on a thriving underworld of low-stakes con persons in this month's Top Failed Pilot. For whatever reason, shows featuring supporting characters named Jimmy fared poorly in September, which could be one reason why Newdini failed to crack prime time.

Screened: 2007-08-29 at Tribeca Cinemas

Votes: 44/93 - 47.31% share; placed 6th of 10

The title says it all! We can only guess how the other six people get bumped off, as the audience didn't warm to Grandma Falcon's sweetly murderous personality.

Screened: 2007-08-29 at Tribeca Cinemas

Votes: 32/93 - 34.41% share; placed 8th of 10

As the drug war raged outside the theater, the audience soundly narc'd this puppeteered tale of talking drug paraphernalia.

Screened: 2007-08-29 at Tribeca Cinemas

Votes: 22/93 - 23.66% share; placed 9th of 10

A hawk famous for its acute eyesight helps police find a tiny clue. Nonetheless, Police Kestrel fails to find enough supporters in the audience, perhaps due to the inevitable confusion caused by placing the opening titles more than halfway through the show.

Screened: 2007-08-29 at Tribeca Cinemas

Votes: 11/93 - 11.83% share; placed 10th of 10

Mitch and Dyna now have three failed pilots to their names, and this one may well be the most wonderful oddity to ever appear on the Channel 102 screen.

Screened: 2007-06-04 at Tribeca Cinemas

Votes: 64/101 - 63.37% share; placed 6th of 8

Who the fuck knows?

Screened: 2007-06-04 at Tribeca Cinemas

Votes: 28/101 - 27.72% share; placed 7th of 8