These pilots didn't win enough audience votes to make it past the first episode. Heavy competition, shifting taste, and the alignment of the moon can all take a worthy show down -- watch these and imagine what Prime Time could have been.
Home Office
Created by Shek Baker, Matt Vermeulen, Dennis Stemplinski
A man is faced with the disagreeable choice of paying 21 dollars in taxes, or making a questionable tax deduction that might lead to shenanigans!
Screened: 2009-05-06 at 92YTribeca
Votes: 58/101 - 57.43% share; placed 6th of 8
Cast
| Shek | Shek Baker |
| accountant | Dennis Stemplinski |
| auditor | Matt Koff |
Crew
| Matt Vermeulen | Director, Writer |
| Shek Baker | Writer |
| Dennis Stemplinski | Writer |
| Matt Koff | Writer |
Both Sides
Created by Eric Acosta
The inventive premise of this show is that both sides to every story must be examined. In this episode, we see 'The Karate Kid' from Johnny Lawrence's point of view.
Screened: 2009-05-06 at 92YTribeca
Votes: 43/101 - 42.57% share; placed 8th of 8
Cast
| Asian Landlord | Eric Acosta |
| Johnny | Aaron Moles |
| Daniel | Rand Holdren |
| Bobby | Dominic Acosta |
| Dad | Brady Novak |
| Ali | Erin Hill |
Crew
| Eric Acosta | Director, Writer, Producer |
| Mike Manasewitsch | Cinematographer |
| Danny Jelinek | Editor |
| Kelly Kubik | Make-Up |
Lost Cities
Roboticus
Created by Tony Zaret
Tony Zaret made a rock opera about an evil robot who enslaves humanity and forces everyone to play a Guitar Hero-like game, which gives the robot the strength to fight the human resistance, which is made up of rockers who play real instruments and have strange powers. It garnered few votes, but spawned an instant cult following (for this month, anyway).
Screened: 2009-04-01 at 92YTribeca
Votes: 36/118 - 30.51% share; placed 9th of 10
Cast
| Hero | Tony Zaret |
| Captured Rogue | JD Ryznar |
| Rogue Singer | Whitney Avalon |
| Rogue Drummer | Steve Huey |
| Drone #1 | Spencer Strauss |
| Rogue Bassist | Steve Ellis |
| Drone #2 | Carter Schmitt |
| Drone #3 | David B. Lyons |
| Drone #5 | Aaron Bleyaert |
Crew
| Hunter Stair | Producer, Cinematographer, Editor, Digital Effects |
| Tony Zaret | Producer, Music Composition, Music Vocals |
The Oddest Couple
Created by Dave Maulbeck
A mismatched pair of roommates must cope with a dinner party involving their even more incredibly mismatched, not-to-be-invited-to-the-same-dinner-party-type parents.
Screened: 2009-03-04 at 92YTribeca
Votes: 56/132 - 42.42% share; placed 6th of 9
Cast
| Malfeasance | Lauren Olson |
| Jesus | Alex Marino |
| Satan | Louis Kornfeld |
| God | Scott McGowan |
Crew
| Eddie Lebron | Director, Editor |
| Dave Maulbeck | Writer, Producer |
| Jeff Ertz | Producer, Sound, Sound Mixer |
| Jason Arrigo | Producer |
| Annaliese Paull | Cinematographer |
| Andrea Sarubbi | Costume Designer |
Runaway Teen
Requiem For A Donnie
Real Old Time America
Created by Matt Vermeulen, Dennis Stemplinski
The makers of a down-home PBS-style show are forced to update their act, or face obliteration from the loud and abrasive competition.
Screened: 2009-02-04 at 92YTribeca
Votes: 57/116 - 49.14% share; placed 6th of 10
Cast
| Bob Homestead | Dennis Stemplinski |
| Cameraman | Matt Vermeulen |
| Johnny Danger | Matt Koff |
| Mr. Rosell | Mark Annotto |
| Ryan Filth | Shek Baker |
| Estelle Reese | Dana Bove |
Crew
| Matt Vermeulen | Director, Writer |
| Dennis Stemplinski | Writer, Editor |
| Dan Zaret | Music Composition |
| Jenne Abramowitz | Sound, Crew |
| Ed Mundy | Digital Effects |
Identical Brothers
DiSilvio
Created by Billy Florio, Mike Frollo
A US vice-presidential candidate must balance his life on a college campus with his run for high office.
Screened: 2008-11-03 at Pianos
Votes: 15/85 - 17.65% share; placed 7th of 20
Cast
| Peter F. DiSilvio | Mike Frollo |
| Stephanie | Elyse Emmerling |
| Bradley the aide | Jon Hanford |
| Jim the Aide | Jim Ausanio |
| Gov. William Q. Florio | Billy Florio |
Crew
| Billy Florio | Writer |
| Mike Frollo | Writer |
| Jon Hanford | Producer, Cinematographer, Editor, Sound Mixer, Digital Effects |
| Francoise C. Van Keuren | Illustrator, Crew |
| Jim Ausanio | Crew |
| Nicholas Losinno | Crew |
Penguin & Gwen
Created by Stephen Levinson, Joel Moss Levinson
The Levinson Brothers stick Shek Baker in a penguin costume and collect another top-failed pilot untrophy with a show about a woman who is menaced by the unrelenting spirit of a flightless bird.
Screened: 2008-09-16 at New York TV Festival
Votes: 50/154 - 32.47% share; placed 7th of 10
Cast
| Penguin | Shek Baker |
| Gwen | Chrissy Dunham |
| Friend | Stephen Levinson |
| Gwen's Boss | Joel Moss Levinson |
Crew
| Stephen Levinson | Director, Writer, Editor, Digital Effects |
| Shek Baker | Writer |
| Joel Moss Levinson | Writer, Music Composition, Cinematographer |
MILF Solicitors
MindCop
Created by Brenan Campbell
The "Realmz of Combat" creators up their game and return with this pilot, a cop show where nothing is as it seems...the audience remains slow to catch on, but the screening awaits their next offering.
Screened: 2008-09-16 at New York TV Festival
Votes: 31/154 - 20.13% share; placed 10th of 10
Cast
| Luke Mindcop | Brenan Campbell |
| Carmichael | Carl Hershberger |
| Tormented Man | Cam Richmond |
| Magic Ice Cream Cowboy | Kevin Joiner |
| Husband | Mikel J. Wisler |
| Wife | Jessica Johnson |
| Maid | Mike Stebbins |
| Customer | Doni Funkhouser |
Crew
| Brenan Campbell | Director, Writer, Producer, Editor, Sound Mixer |
| Mikel J. Wisler | Cinematographer |
| Mike Stebbins | Sound |
Freedom Wizard
Created by Tony Zaret
In this documentary about the presidential election, Senator Obama needs help falling in love with America again, and a freedom-loving wizard is eager to provide it. This latest from Tony Zaret fell three votes shy of prime time.
Screened: 2008-08-04 at Pianos
Votes: 45/93 - 48.39% share; placed 6th of 10
Cast
| Noam Chomskey | Eric Acosta |
| Obama | James Atkinson |
| Wizard | JD Ryznar |
Crew
| Tony Zaret | Director, Writer, Producer |
| JD Ryznar | Writer |
| Cass Rassmusen | Cinematographer, Choreographer |
| Lane Farnham | Editor |
Astoria Famiglia
Created by Craig Hubbard, Dennis Stemplinski, Matt Koff
Hubbard/Koff/Stemplinski (or Hubofftemplinski) fall short of prime time, but provide plenty of entertainment with this show about feuding crime families.
Screened: 2008-08-04 at Pianos
Votes: 37/93 - 39.78% share; placed 7th of 10
Cast
| Mr. Consigliatoriani | Craig Hubbard |
| Mr. Rigatorigastriani | Dennis Stemplinski |
| Tony Rigatorigastriani | Matt Koff |
Crew
| Dennis Stemplinski | Editor |


