Scissor Cop
The show about a cop who won't let go of his scissors, told largely in lengthy flashback sequences that continually add to the show's rich backstory. The secret of the scissors was finally revealed at the February screening, as Westphal, Silvestro and Prine moved on to other projects.
Syndication: 
While chasing a criminal, a cop hurls his empty gun and pulls out the scissors.
Screened: 2008-04-08 at Pianos
Votes: 61/130 - 46.92% share; placed 5th of 10
Downloads: 7,524
Cast
| Johnny | Benny Baldwin |
| Criminal | Jeremy Westphal |
| Young Johnny | Maximilian Bobroff Boie |
| Mother | Anne Bobroff |
| Wife | Meredith Turley |
| Janitor | Greg Erskine |
| Driggs | Chris Prine |
Crew
| Jeremy Westphal | Director |
| Tom Silvestro | Writer |
| Josh Wolitzky | Cinematographer, Editor |
| Chris Prine | Crew |
The Scissor Cop battles a man carrying a different kind of hairstyling implement.
Screened: 2008-05-05 at Pianos
Votes: 65/133 - 48.87% share; placed 5th of 10
Downloads: 7,396
Cast
| Johnny | Benny Baldwin |
| Curling Iron Man | Sam Wilson |
| Wife #2 | Lindsay Murphy |
| Lead Judge | Tom Silvestro |
| Judge | Jeremy Westphal |
| Judge | Erin Farrell |
| Driggs | Chris Prine |
Crew
| Jeremy Westphal | Director, Producer |
| Tom Silvestro | Writer, Producer |
| Chris Prine | Music Composition, Editor, Crew |
| Josh Wolitzky | Cinematographer |
The scissor cop confronts an old face from his academy days.
Screened: 2008-07-07 at Pianos
Votes: 76/129 - 58.91% share; placed 4th of 8
Downloads: 7,329
Cast
| Johnny | Benny Baldwin |
| Driggs | Chris Prine |
| Billy | Joe Kathrein |
| McDounough | Josh Wolitzky |
| Baby Mother | Caitlin Norton |
Crew
| Jeremy Westphal | Director |
| Tom Silvestro | Writer, Producer, Stunt |
| Chris Prine | Music Composition, Editor, Crew |
| Josh Wolitzky | Cinematographer |
A criminal escapes with a minor injury, but leaves behind an important clue.
Screened: 2008-08-04 at Pianos
Votes: 64/93 - 68.82% share; placed 3rd of 10
Downloads: 7,589
Cast
| Johnny | Benny Baldwin |
| Driggs | Chris Prine |
| Billy | Joe Kathrein |
| Backspace | Ben Rameaka |
| Commissioner Havemeyer | Jess Lane |
| Other Cop | Sam Wilson |
Crew
| Jeremy Westphal | Director, Producer |
| Chris Prine | Writer, Producer, Music Composition, Editor, Crew |
| Tom Silvestro | Writer, Producer |
| Autumn Clark | Sound |
| Erin Farrell | Sound |
| Phil Pinto | Stunt |
In flashback, the scissor cop takes on a huge drug deal.
Screened: 2008-09-16 at New York TV Festival
Votes: 122/154 - 79.22% share; placed 1st of 10
Downloads: 8,055
Cast
| Johnny | Benny Baldwin |
| Driggs | Chris Prine |
| Skillman | Rick Murphy |
| Captain Richardson | Josh Hartsoe |
| Motorist | Tom Silvestro |
| Chester the Tester | Matt Sears |
| Cokie Robert | Dennis Stemplinski |
| Drug Dealer | Steven Foster |
| Drug Dealer | Eden Gauteron |
| Drug Dealer | Clyde Nelson |
| Drug Dealer | Josh Weinstein |
| Drug Dealer | Travis Wright |
| Machine Gun Smelly | Josh Wolitzky |
Crew
| Jeremy Westphal | Director, Producer |
| Tom Silvestro | Writer, Producer |
| Chris Prine | Producer, Music Composition, Editor |
| Josh Wolitzky | Cinematographer |
| Aaron Wesner | Crew |
| Phil Pinto | Crew |
The Scissor Cop learns a little bit about the identity of a nemesis.
Screened: 2008-11-03 at Pianos
Votes: 70/85 - 82.35% share; placed 3rd of 8
Downloads: 7,484
Cast
| Driggs | Chris Prine |
| Johnny | Benny Baldwin |
| Lady "Wife" Driggs | Autumn Clark |
| McDunnough | Josh Wolitzky |
| Dr. Magee PHd | Mitch Magee |
| Dr. Luigi Gigglio | Jeff Kaplan |
| Mr. Verde | Adam Payne |
| Skillman | Rick Murphy |
| Captain Richardson | Josh Hartsoe |
| Tony Bologna | Austin Bragg |
| Guido del Meatball | Hunter Christy |
| Dr. Phil | Phil Pinto |
| Dr. Nurse | Paula Torres |
| Rock | Ben Simington |
| Patient | Tom Silvestro |
| Cuddy | Greg Erskine |
Crew
| Jeremy Westphal | Director, Producer |
| Tom Silvestro | Writer, Producer |
| Chris Prine | Producer, Music Composition, Editor |
| Josh Wolitzky | Cinematographer |
In a special six-minute episode, the Scissor Cop reconciles his troubled past with his incredibly dangerous present.
Screened: 2009-02-04 at 92YTribeca
Votes: 0/116 - 0.00% share; placed 8th of 10
Downloads: 7,094
Cast
| Johnny | Benny Baldwin |
| Driggs | Chris Prine |
| Therapist | Jeremy Westphal |
| McDunnough | Josh Wolitzky |
| Rock | Ben Simington |
Crew
| Jeremy Westphal | Director, Producer |
| Tom Silvestro | Writer, Producer, Sound |
| Chris Prine | Producer, Music Composition, Music Vocals, Editor |
| Josh Wolitzky | Cinematographer |
| Erin Farrell | Crew |
