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These pilots didn't win enough audience votes to make it past the first episode. Heavy competition, shifting taste, and the alignment of the moon can all take a worthy show down -- watch these and imagine what Prime Time could have been.

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Get There!

A reality show with a twist.

Screened: 2006-08-28 at Anthology Film Archives

Votes: 87/159 - 54.72% share; placed 6th of 10


 

Crew

Michael SchoolcraftDirector, Writer
Mike RockDirector, Writer, Producer
Ed HajarianCinematographer, Editor

 

Dapper Dildo

An anthropomorphic dildo helps a dude get through life.

Screened: 2006-08-28 at Anthology Film Archives

Votes: 70/159 - 44.03% share; placed 7th of 10


 

Cast

Voice of Dapper DildoGene Cawley
DarrinJason Keeley
RitaLeah Averre
ConnieSuzie Gallehugh

Crew

Jack PhillipsDirector
Jason KeeleyWriter
Dwight HarveyWriter
Gene CawleyProducer, Editor
Samarra KhajaCostume Designer, Props

 

Cool Jose

There's no other way than Cool Jose!

Screened: 2006-08-28 at Anthology Film Archives

Votes: 41/159 - 25.79% share; placed 8th of 10


 

Mitchell's Lot

Christ!

Screened: 2006-08-28 at Anthology Film Archives

Votes: 26/159 - 16.35% share; placed 9th of 10


 

The Morning After

The A-OK production team is nothing if not prolific. They crank out more pilots -- all with impressive production levels, multiple locations and digital effects. In this edition of their creations, a young couple must fight their way past protestors to attain the morning after pill. There's a whole thing with a sperm, too.

Screened: 2006-06-26 at Anthology Film Archives

Votes: 67/146 - 45.89% share; placed 7th of 10


 

Cast

ChrisTom Kauffman
Head ProtestorAlex Osbourne

Crew

Tom KauffmanDirector, Writer, Producer, Editor
David SegerDirector, Producer, Cinematographer, Editor
Ken OchalekCinematographer, Crew
Eric GosickiAnimator
Mike GreinerCrew

 

Burnt

created by Sarah Y. Gates
A woman discovers she has inherited a terrible power from her witch ancestry.

Screened: 2006-06-26 at Anthology Film Archives

Votes: 40/146 - 27.40% share; placed 10th of 10


 

Cast

AnnaLennon Parham
NateRob Webber
ChadDamon Ketron
BeccaAngeliki George
SusannahSarah Y. Gates
ParrishJim Conley
Carmelita/Drunk FriendTeresa Tulipano
Chad's DateDiana Chang

Crew

Michael JaffeProducer
Carla RoleyCinematographer
Kara O'Connell-WilliamsEditor
Mike SleapSound, Sound Mixer
Diana ChangCrew

 

Anne Frank: The Lost Pages

created by Jon Golbe, Jess Lane
The "Teen Homicide" kids return with a Todd Solondz take on Nazi Germany.

Screened: 2006-05-22 at Anthology Film Archives

Votes: 88/168 - 52.38% share; placed 6th of 9


 

Cast

Anne FrankJess Lane
LuciaCasey Long

Crew

Jess LaneDirector, Writer
Jon GolbeDirector, Writer
Madeline ShapiroCinematographer
Bob WeiszSound

 

NYPDance

created by Kevin Scott, Matt Oberg
Crimefighting and ass-grabbing.

Screened: 2006-04-24 at Magnet Theater

Votes: 75/148 - 50.68% share; placed 7th of 8


 

Cast

Det. SiscoMatt Oberg
Det. CardiganWill Nunziata
Roseanna ScottoEllie Kemper
Cop 1David Lombard
KINESTHESIA DancerJerry Miller
Russian SuperChris Caniglia

Crew

Kevin ScottDirector, Writer, Producer, Cinematographer, Editor
Matt ObergWriter

 

Bone Boys

Two guys cruise the streets in search of fresh meat for their illicit video.

Screened: 2006-03-28 at Anthology Film Archives

Votes: 43/149 - 28.86% share; placed 6th of 12


 

Crew

Joel Moss LevinsonDirector
Tony ZaretWriter
Stephen LevinsonWriter
Andrew LinWriter
Ed MundyDigital Effects

 

Lindemann

created by Justin Michael
"Lindemann here!" A fairy tale about an orphan and a magical attorney.

Screened: 2006-03-28 at Anthology Film Archives

Votes: 36/149 - 24.16% share; placed 9th of 12


 

Cast

Bully #1Greg Gertmenian
Bully #2Tom Xia
Bully #3Greg Kanimian
CharlieKyle Mooney
TeacherScott Chernoff
LindemannNick Rutherford
LouiseAmanda Dieli
CraigClay Larsen
CopCasey Levental
Ominous VoiceHarry Chaskin

Crew

Justin MichaelDirector, Writer
Harry ChaskinDirector, Cinematographer, Editor
Jacob KahanaMusic Composition
Chris WoodsMusic Composition
Casey LeventalCrew

 

Crop Report

created by Brian Argotsinger
B. Brian Argotsinger tries to pull off a rural "Outer Limit," with mixed success.

Screened: 2006-03-28 at Anthology Film Archives

Votes: 35/149 - 23.49% share; placed 10th of 12


 

Cast

Timmy CanaryBrian Argotsinger

Crew

Casey OpstadCinematographer
Ryan KarelsEditor

 

Gears

A girl sees things that others don't.

Screened: 2006-03-28 at Anthology Film Archives

Votes: 35/149 - 23.49% share; placed 10th of 12


 

Cast

Mr.OpZach Woods
SadieRebekka Johnson
Tuffy (the Bully)Dyna Moe

Crew

David LombardDirector, Writer, Editor, Digital Effects, Props
Kevin HinesWriter

 

Clipboard

created by Will Hines
Clipboard to the rescue!

Screened: 2006-03-28 at Anthology Film Archives

Votes: 28/149 - 18.79% share; placed 12th of 12


 

Cast

ClipboardKevin Hines
Eyepatch WomanEliza Skinner
Chaos AgentRob Lathan

Crew

Will HinesDirector, Writer, Music Composition, Editor, Digital Effects
Terry JinnCinematographer

 

Fucked

A very solid "Lost" parody... check it out.

Screened: 2006-02-27 at Anthology Film Archives

Votes: 97/189 - 51.32% share; placed 6th of 10


 

Cast

Glasses ManJoe Wengert
Amnesia ManEric Scott
Pretty WomanKate Spencer
Racist ManJohn Reynolds
Married WomanSusannah Beckett
Big GuyJim Santangeli
Red-Haired GuyChris Kula
Blonde GalEmily Tarver
Last GuyEugene Cordero

Crew

Aubrey PlazaDirector, Producer, Editor
John ReynoldsWriter
Eric ScottWriter
Mike WagnerCinematographer
Shelly ReynoldsDigital Effects
Josh BookCrew
Carra O'NealCrew

 

The Pool Master

This guy will kick your ass at pool.

Screened: 2006-02-27 at Anthology Film Archives

Votes: 34/189 - 17.99% share; placed 9th of 10


 

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